You Are Not Just Scaring Crows.

Let me know when you start killing small animals.

I Don't Even Want To Know, Do I?

Being an endangered species isn't as cool as you might think.

What You Smiling About?

Being able to kneel in skates isn't a talent; it's inherited. Just ask your mother.

Nice Coloring. Real Nice.

Being able to stay inside the lines doesn't make you an artist.

Hat Or Helmet? Choose One.

You think you got something inside that skull worth protecting?

Ten Cents?!

I hope you are never in charge of raising money for me for any reason.

Aren't You Supposed To Move?

You mess up that floor with those boots, and you will find out about involuntary anorexia.